It's been a wonderful, disgusting ride. I propose a pussywine toast. Raise your glass high, and your thighs wide. Godspeed, you pussybowls.
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We appreciate all of the support, laughs, and gags. I'm gagging as I type this. Also, we killed Alan after this episode as he tried using some chaos magic incantation to inseminate Michaela's stuffed sloth.