Cool Kids & Chicken Nuggets: How Girls Ruined Anime for $5 (HTM#24)

January 15, 2017

We discover that gaming today costs too much, the importance of chicken nuggets, discuss some really cool kids, discover excellent services at excellent prices, and learn how girls destroyed anime.

New episodes every Sunday!


We Find A List of Vaguely Positive Recent Events and Are Elated (HTM#23)

January 1, 2017

Lockhrin finds a list on 4Chan of positive events that happened last year, and why we should appreciate them. 

Happy New Year from your friends made out of trail mix. New episode every Sunday!


Furries, Feet, And Frickin’ Emojis (HTM#22)

December 26, 2016

The Emoji Movie, and a plethora of other questionable animated movies are coming out in 2017, so why not preemptively judge them? Plus, Lockhrin discovers if he could be a furry, if he enjoys feet, and what kind of Despicable Me minion he is.



Barbie Schumer, The Game Awards, PLUS Spot a Taut Thot (HTM#21)

December 4, 2016

Amy Schumer blesses us with a lipless Barbie, we discuss whatever the hell the Game Awards Are, and Dr. Seuss spots a taut thot, fear not. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!


Kanye Best and The Wacky World of Tommy Wiseau (HTM#20)

November 27, 2016

Kanye West's odd recent behavior, the horrific cartoon Dorbeez (which has music from a Grammy award winning group), and Tommy Wiseau are discussed in today's delicious Happy Trail Mix! 


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Anti-Trump Antics and the REAL Peter Pan ft. McAnal

November 13, 2016

Trump's win causing dunkass protests, the amazing and cute real Peter Pan, and The Monkey Story are evaluated.
Also, we say less curse words than usual, but only marginally. Anal is brought up for way too long. Today's episode features Obscur, Lockhrin, and Micheala. New episode every Sunday!



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The All Hallowed Ass-tacular

October 30, 2016

Spooky mayhem engulfs are vocal chords as we are forced to discuss spooky topics. No Man's Sky being a mistake, the horde of Harley Quinns, and ghosty experiences are discussed. Today's episode stars Obscur, Lockhrin, and Alan. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!


Nintendo Switch and The Tale of Back Brace Guy

October 23, 2016

The Nintendo Switch looks neat, but HOW NEAT? Alan guest hosts and discusses the tale of him and his back brace. We also make a remarkably gross joke about rats that goes on for entirely too long.


Killer Clowns and The Disappearance of the Dick

October 18, 2016

Spooky clowns, the PS3 lawsuit, and the exploding Note 7 are discusses. Richard died and is absent. Lochkrin and Davie fill in. We'll be going back to our schedule of posting every Sunday after this episode.


The One About Cancer

September 25, 2016

Cancer is disturbingly discussed. Special cameos from AIDS, Parkinson's and tourettes. New upload every Sunday.