Bill Nye’s Ice Cream Orgy (HTM #37)

April 30, 2017

Bill Nye converts an anthropomorphic straight, vanilla ice cream cone to the gay side. A penguin, Grape-kun, gets a waifu. And a Jimmy John's employee has no reaction to a gun put to his face. All of this and more in this week's toxic, chunky, bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episode every Sunday!

Topic 1: Rechargable Chip Bags http://www.avclub.com/article/doritos-selling-chips-guardians-galaxy-2-soundtrac-254308
https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/28/we-destroyed-a-collectible-doritos-mp3-player/#/
Topic 2 Bill Nye The Leftist Cuck/Bill Nye? More like Bill Bye
http://observer.com/2017/04/why-4chan-isnt-buying-what-bill-nye-and-political-entertainers-are-selling/
Topic 3 Plenty of 2D Fish in the Sea-- Penguin Gets Waifu
http://www.dorkly.com/post/83374/twitter-is-going-nuts-for-this-penguin-who-found-himself-a-waifu
Topic 4 Can I Get A Gun With That? - Jimmy John's Employee Don't Give a Rat's Ass About A Gun Pointed At His Face
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-points-gun-head-totally-unfazed-jimmy-john-worker-article-1.3112640
Topic 5 Alan's Wizardry Update

 

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Anal Abuse ft. Live Eels (HTM #36)

April 23, 2017

Can eels fix constipation? How do bearded dragons mate? Why are these the topics we choose to discuss on Michaela's first official week on the show? Happy Trail Mix is now a 4-person effort, woohoo! New episode every Sunday, stay tuned if you hate yourself, but vaguely admire us.

Topic 1 Abusive Daddy O' Five http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/daddyofive-prank-controversy

Topic 2 Eely Effed Up http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php

Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Mix Oats Obscur + McAnalhttp://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Hatsune-Miku http://www.wikihow.com/Breed-Bearded-Dragons
Topic 4 Alan Becomes a Wizard

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Nazi Furries and Racist Robots (HTM #35)

April 16, 2017

Are Neo-Nazis ruining the furry fandom? Are AI robots racist? The answer is yes to both. Come on and listen to this week's bag of Happy Trail Mix to disturbingly learn how and why! New episode every Sunday!

Topic 1 Punch a Furry Nazi http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/does-the-furry-community-have-a-nazi-problem-w476466

Topic 2 Racist Robot Rampage http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4410606/Robots-learning-racist-new-research-found.html

 

Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Host That Gropes Throats, Lockhrin!

Topic 4 The Living Scavenger Hunt: Shia Labeouf https://heatst.com/tech/shia-labeouf-is-in-a-cabin-in-rural-finland-and-still-getting-trolled/

http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/14/they-found-shia-again/

 

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All Things Brown (HTM #34)

April 9, 2017

Beep, beep! This week's podcast is all about Snoop Dogg making golf cool, a truck driver taking acid and proudcing drool, and Lockhrin the host being a tool. All this and more in this week's seeping, juvenile bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! 

Topic 1 Beep beep, I'm on acid http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/police-trucker-takes-lsd-meth-non-stop-trip-from-seattle-massachusetts/L0VHe4LxV0VVqrzdXIkPBI/

Topic 2 Gangsta Golfas, B http://www.reuters.com/article/us-golf-masters-snoop-idUSKBN1792DK

Topic 3 The Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Row Boats, Obscur and McAnal

Topic 4 Mighty Morphin Bi-gendered Fish http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/22/7-gender-bending-animals/
Topic 5 10 Games With Better Animations Than Ass Effect: Androgyny

 

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Crystal Methodists and Anal Glands ft. McAnal (HTM#33)

March 26, 2017

Reality show contestants live in wilderness even though the show was cancelled, a minister snorts coke with male escorts, and we learn the anatomy of dog butts in this week's delicious, moist bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!

Topic 1: Cancelling your show...without telling your fabulous contestants?

http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1236255-reality-show-contestants-return-year-wilderness-find-show-off-air-7-months

Topic 2: Ninja Reveals his True Identity As a Murderous Power Ranger

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/former-power-ranger-pleads-guilty-to-killing-roommate-with-samurai-sword-w472617

Topic 3: Happy wikiHow Game with special guest, McAnus

http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-Thong-Underwear

http://www.wikihow.com/Express-a-Dog%27s-Anal-Gland

Topic 4: Nipple-Chip Minister Snorts Cokes with Strapping Young God Fearing Christians

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/church-reverend-pictured-crisps-nipples-7547510

Topic 5: Obscur Watched The Amy Schumer Leather Special

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/amy-schumer-barbie-1202015233/

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The Thotty Thot Misses the Thimble Token ft. Remy (HTM #32)

March 19, 2017

YouTube gets worse, Monopoly changes its tokens for the first time, and Lockhrin's favorite thotty returns in this week's delicious bag of Happy Trail Mix. We upload a new episode every Sunday!

POLL do we watch Amy Schumers comedy special for the glory of the podcast y/n

http://www.strawpoll.me/12565183

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Topic 1 YouTube's Age-Gating.

Is YouTube going to be even more shit?

Topic 2 Monopoly’s New Pieces and You: Plus Suggestions for Great Pieces from our Exalted Hosts

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/17/us/new-monopoly-pieces-tokens.html?_r=0

Topic 3 Happy wikiHow ft. Your Host Who Burns Toast, Obscur

ALAN SHOUTOUT, new HTM member

Topic 4 what remy thinks Lockhrin looks like based off his Twink of a voice

Topic 5 POLL RESULTS

IS SHIA YOUR BEST FRIEND?

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wikiHow to Use Ancient Astrology to Destroy Shia LaBeouf ft. Remy (HTM #31)

March 12, 2017

Shia LaBeouf gets his flag stolen in a real life match of capture the flag, nobody watches game shows, and a woman calls a cancer patient a Nazi, all of this and more in today's delicious sack of Happy Trail Mix! Be sure to tune in for a new episode every Sunday!

Is Shia your best friend poll? http://www.strawpoll.me/12518106

Topic 1 4Chan Ruins Shia LaBeouf's Life Using Astrology

https://heatst.com/tech/he-will-not-divide-us-livestream-placed-in-middle-of-nowhere-but-4chan-still-found-way-to-troll-it/

Topic 2 Awards Shows We Actually Watch

Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Host That Can Boast, Lockhrinhttp://www.wikihow.com/Exercise
http://www.wikihow.com/Booty-Clap
http://www.wikihow.com/Throw-an-Anime-Party

Topic 4 Child Ruins Weatherman's Life Using Flatulence

http://nypost.com/2017/03/09/kid-storms-live-weather-forecast-to-fart-on-meteorologist/

Topic 5 Women Aren’t Fucking Funny, Please Stop Trying

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2017/03/10/cancer-patient-kyle-coddington-criticizes-samantha-bee-apology/98998822/

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Virgin Boy Eggs & You (HTM #30)

March 5, 2017

A delicacy made of boy piss, wikiHow articles about piss, and magic spells involving piss are discussed as we shoot the shit. Happy Trail Mix provides a healthy serving of comedy and lunacy every Sunday. Tell your friends and your backup friends about us!

WHAT SHOULD WE CALL OUR FANS POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12470462

Topic 1 Virgin Boy Eggs
Exploring Buzzfeed 2012
https://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/virgin-boy-eggs-are-a-popular-urine-soaked-snac?utm_term=.hjD1maNaR#.vmeeEqXq7

Topic 2 Breath of the Wild, Ten Outta Ten (Allegedly)
http://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild
http://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/1225009-legend-zelda-breath-wilds-metascore-bombarded-negative-reviews-paid-reviews

Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Host with the Most, Obscur
http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-Kim-Kardashian
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-an-Anime-Addiction
http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-Outside-as-a-Woman

Topic 4 Hoodoo & You: The Magic of Bodily Fluids
http://www.luckymojo.com/bodyfluids.html

Topic 5 Flayrah: Oddly well-made furry reporting
www.flayrah.com

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Lana Del Ray’s Witchcraft Pushes the Gay LEGO Agenda (HTM #29)

February 26, 2017

People try to impeach trump via witchcraft, the LEGO Batman movie allegedly has gay undertones, and Pitchfork.com is discussed more than it should be.

Topic 1: Lana Del Ray Uses Witchcraft To Impeach the Trumples

http://pitchfork.com/news/71868-yes-lana-del-rey-is-promoting-an-anti-trump-witchcraft-ritual/?mbid=social_twitter&mbid=social_facebook

Topic 2: Gay LEGOs (for Cool, Gay Kids! <3 )

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/the-lego-batman-movie-gay-propaganda-bigots-a7595236.html

Topic 3: wikiHow game: ft. your host, lockhrin-kun

http://www.wikihow.com/Improve-the-Quality-of-Your-Voice

http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Panic-Attacks

Topic 4: Things We've bought from dollar stores and five below

Topic 5:  Do you like reality tv? Poll results

 

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Keeping Up With Pewdiepie’s Anti-Semitism (HTM #28)

February 20, 2017

How could two people talk about Pewdiepie, Nazism, and Reality TV within the span of 39 minutes? Find out in today's bag of Happy Trail Mix.

New episodes every wednesday!

 

Topic 1 Donald Glover: The Real Slim Simba

https://time.com/4675809/the-lion-king-donald-glover-james-earl-jones/?xid=time_socialflow_facebook

 

Topic 2 Pewdiepie Confirmed Nazi (Happy Wheels Ep. 99)

http://www.vox.com/culture/2017/2/17/14613234/pewdiepie-nazi-satire-alt-right

 

Topic 3 Reality TV: Love or Hate or Both or Neither

vote for your opinion on reality tv: http://www.strawpoll.me/12376824

 

Topic 4 Weird ass chips, lockhrin's dank ass choice of topic

 

Topic 5 Wikihow me-me

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