The Halloween, Meme Arts & Farts Special! (Happy Trail Mix #209)

October 31, 2017

Boo! The gang celebrates the spooky season by discussing ART! We get into the morality of graffiti, the value of memes as an art form, and gross-out performance art pieces!
Also included: Fart jokes and a smol rap.
New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

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Grape-Kun Dies, and iCarly Gives Us Crazed Toddler Holes (HTM #208)

October 23, 2017

Grape-kun, the penguin with a waifu passes away and we mourn. Lockhrin auditions for hentai and iCarly Charades introduce us to "crazed toddler hole". New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

No topic list this week, we freeballed.
Tweets about Grape-kun: https://twitter.com/tobuzoo7/status/922071023117221890

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We <3 Shrekfest and Don’t <3 Taylor Swift (HTM S02E07)

October 1, 2017

A festival celebrating Shrek? Taylor Swift doing something damp and unreasonable?? All of this and more in today's sloshing bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!

Topic 1: That Festival Smells Like Onions
https://www.avclub.com/heres-everything-you-missed-at-shrekfest-where-irony-g-1818846605?rev=1506531824744&utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

Topic 2: Taylor's Ticket Toils
http://www.popbuzz.com/music/artists/taylor-swift/news/taylor-swift-verified-fan-ticket-scam/#R3LWtyHwMmjwWoX4.97

THE HAPPY WIKIHOW GAME! ft. Michaela, Your Host Who Smells Gross
http://www.wikihow.com/Communicate-With-Deaf-People
http://www.wikihow.com/Elevate-Your-Feet

Topic 4: I literally forgot i'd just listen to the audio, fuck lockhrin

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Netflix’s Kid’s Show Penises and Sonic’s Boob Collab (HTM S02E06)

September 24, 2017

Sonic the Edgehog joins forces with Hooters? A rogue artist at Netflix draws a penis on a little kids show? Ducks are competitive with their dick size? All this and more on today's genital-fueled episode of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!

Topic 1: Sonic the Boobhog
https://kotaku.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-is-teaming-up-with-hooters-yes-hoo-1818685633

Topic 2: My Little Penis: Netflix is Magic
https://www.avclub.com/legal-action-is-underway-against-artist-who-drew-a-peni-1818665632?utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Host Who Styles Totes, Lockhrin
http://www.wikihow.com/Play-With-Dogs
http://www.wikihow.com/Dance-Without-Embarrassing-Yourself
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Cats

Topic 3: Duck Duck Dick
http://www.ibtimes.com/penis-enhancement-among-ducks-caused-competition-other-males-2591807

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Free Hurricane Abortions And Only Abortions (Happy Trail Mix S02E05)

September 17, 2017

Free abortions for those hit by hurricanes? A little’s boy who’s dream of mowing the White House lawn comes true? All this and more in today’s delicious, slightly offensive bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!

Topic 1: Those free hurricane abortions and only abortions
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/09/15/free-abortions-offered-to-women-affected-by-hurricane-harvey.html

Topic 2: the slender man stabbing: 3 years later
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41292913

THE HAPPY WIKIHOW GAME!
http://www.wikihow.com/Describe-a-Smell
http://www.wikihow.com/Pronounce-Meme

Topic 3: the hero child who mowed trump’s lawn
http://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-surprises-high-fives-11-year-mowed-rose/story?id=49869503

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Michaela Proves To Old Sexist Man That Women Can’t Drive (HTM S02E04)

September 10, 2017

Michaela gets a golf cart stuck, I douse Alan in hand sanitizer, and the hit 2001 movie Y Tu Mamá Tambien is discussed and then destroyed. Also, we look at frog hentai. All this and more in this week's delicious Happy Trail Mix blend! New cronchy episode every week!

Mega Man Cover art: http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/37/98/d3dccf401c36c0f9632c23c719eb80f6.jpg

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The Back to School After School Special (HTM S02E03)

August 27, 2017

Hey you! Yeah you with the highlighter up your ass! You ready for hot and heavy discussion on all your favorite topics? This week on the Happy Trail Mix comedy podcast we talk about being pregnant at work, making yourself poop, blinding yourself and more! Brand new NSFW episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

This weeks wikiHow articles:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Yourself-Poop
http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Being-Pregnant-at-Work

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THE SCIENCE SPECIAL MIX (HTM S02E02)

August 13, 2017

HEY NERD. Do you love science? Billy Nye The Sciency Guy? NASA? 9-year-olds? Well even if you HATE all of those things, you'll love today's special bag of science trail mix where we talk about all of this and more! New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

Topic 1 Self-driving car? Or man dressed as car seat?
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Driver-Dressed-Like-a-Seat-Spotted-Inside-Driverless-Van-439041863.html

Topic 2 The Nasa 9 Year Old
https://www.cnet.com/news/nasa-to-9-year-old-applicant-for-alien-protection-job-maybe/

Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow Game REDUX ft. Your Host Who Hits the High Notes, Obscur

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Potato-Clock
http://www.wikihow.com/Take-Erotic-Photos-of-Yourself
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Realistic-Farting-Noise
http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Cry
http://www.wikihow.com/Crush-a-Can-with-Air-Pressure

Topic 4 Michaela and Obscur Blood Pact Update

Topic 5 Total solar eclipse on the 21st

https://www.greatamericaneclipse.com/

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/mum-asks-for-facebook-group-to-reschedule-solar-eclipse-because-its-the-same-time-as-school/news-story/0c41a32c611619b6632f4bdb364b8b39

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Jake Paul Is Terrible, Weed Sells Weed, And A Wife’s Dress-Gun (HTM S02E01)

August 6, 2017

Don't you hate it when you get married, and your wife immediatley pulls a gun on you? Have you ever gotten your chronic from a man named Weed? And Jake Paul is the Vine star that is more disgusting than we ever could be. New zany episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

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Topic 1 The Newlywed Gun Game: Wife pulls out a pistol from her dress and aims at hubby
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/bride-jailed-pulling-gun-dress-firing-husband-article-1.3377557

Topic 2 Man named Weed Trafficks Weed
http://newsok.com/man-named-weed-accused-of-trafficking-weed/article/5558943

Shoutout Meddling Kids Pod
Steven and Julie
https://twitter.com/MeddlingKidsPod

Topic 3 What the Hell is a Jake Paul

Michaela & Obscur blood update

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Extra:
Robert Pattinson Won't Diddle a Dog
http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/05/robert-pattinson-masturbating-dog-joking/

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The Blood Pact and Celebrating 50 Episodes! (HTM #50)

July 30, 2017

A long-distance blood pact, bones are found in hot dogs, and Pokemon Go Fest was a disaster. How spooky! All this and more in this week's episode of Happy Trail Mix. On this show, the 4 hosts debate and use mean words towards each other as we discuss recent events and things nobody cares about! New episode every Sunday!

Topic #1 Niantic Continues to Ruin Pokemon Go
http://www.pokebeach.com/2017/07/pokemon-go-fest-a-complete-disaster

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2017/07/27/some-pokemon-go-fest-attendees-are-suing-niantic.aspx?utm_content=buffer4f2b2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Topic #2 Order Your Hot Dogs BONELESS
https://consumerist.com/2017/07/17/7-million-pounds-of-hot-dogs-recalled-because-no-one-wants-to-eat-bone-shards/

Topic #3 Obscur subjected himself to the emoji movie; how is he alive

Shout-outs
The Mr. BS Show
Nah 
Shidposting because I am gay lol

Wow It's the 50th Episode!
Also, Lockhrin was right, he first appeared on the 9th episode.

Obscur and Michaela's Update - The Blood Pact

Alan's Wizardry Update - The End?

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