How to Ghost your Kidney Stones (HTM #42)

June 16, 2017

All alone this week, Alan and Lockrin find themselves horribly, terribly lost.

Topic 1 - Ghosting, the Real Male Privilege
 
Topic 2 - The Rolling Stones; How Roller Coasters Help Pass Kidney Stones
 
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/09/for-kidney-health-roller-coaster-therapy/501278/?utm_source=fbb
 
Topic 3 - Mark Zuckerberg hires Filipinos to Moderate Facebook
 
https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/05/facebook-filipino-army/
 
Topic 4 - How anime of a time we think Obscur is having in Japan

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The Emoji Anime on Pussy Island (HTM Ep. 41)

May 28, 2017

The Boys and Girl get down discussing Pussy Island, playing the Happy Guessing Game, and Alan didn't know Neon Genesis Evangelion was a meme. Loser.

Topic 1 Pussy Island: Aoshima, the Japanese Island Filled With Damn Catshttps://www.theatlantic.com/photo/201...

Topic 2 The Happy Guessing Game: What are Lockhrin's Favorite Things?

Topic 3 The Emoji Movie Enters Our Throbbing Hearts

Topic 4 Alan and Evan the Gay Lion

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DIDGERI-DON’T PENETRATE MY SONIC OC (HTM #40)

May 21, 2017

Have you ever liked a picture of a gun on Instagram? Did you instantly get suspended from school? Well you should have. At least you'll have a new Instagram follower. New ep every Sunday!

Topic 1 Locked, Liked and Loaded: The Tale of the Middle Schooler Who Liked a DANG Picture of a Gun
http://www.fox19.com/story/35355907/middle-school-student-suspended-for-liking-photo-of-gun-on-instagram

Topic 2 A Civil Discussion of How Insane It Is That Yu-Gi-Oh! The Anime exists, spawned sequels, is translated in so many languages, and sends our woes into the shadow realm

Topic 3 OC Donut Steal: The New Sonic Game's Character Creator
http://www.usgamer.net/articles/sonic-forces-lets-you-create-your-own-character-because-life-is-beautiful

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Topic 4 Didgeri-DON'T Anal Me
http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/gay-porn-studio-fire-using-didgeridoo-dildo/

Topic 5 Alan Wizardry Update

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MS Paint Michelangelo and the Ban of Steven Seagal (HTM#39)

May 14, 2017

A book entirely made in MS Paint, Steven Seagal's Ban from the Ukraine, and Satanism are all casually discussed in this week's helping of Happy Trail Mix. New ep. every Sunday!

Topic 1 MS Paint Michelangelo http://www.boredpanda.com/microsoft-paint-ebook-illustrations-camp-redblood-pat-hines/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=BPFacebook

Topic 2
Putin's Playpal Ban from the Ukraine, How Ukrazy
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/may/05/ukraine-bans-steven-seagal-national-security-russian-citizenship?CMP=twt_gu

Topic 3 Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Host Who Sometimes Bloats, Obscur
http://www.wikihow.com/Pretend-to-Be-a-Wizard
http://www.wikihow.com/Annoy-Your-Siblings

Topic 4 Alan's Wizarding Update

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Shriveled. Blue. Inverted. (HTM#38)

May 7, 2017

We try to avoid swear words and fail as we discuss only the most relevant topics. Pepe's creator kills off the frog, a trapped toddler laughs at the face of his rescuers, and no cares what Lockhrin has to say. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

Topic 1 Red Pill: Dr. Mario's Men's Rights Documentary
http://ageofshitlords.com/red-pill-documentary-continues-sore-sales-thanks-feminists-trying-censor

Topic 2 Toddler locks himself inside car, laughs as firefighters desperately try to free him
http://www.khou.com/mb/features/toddler-locks-himself-inside-car-laughs-as-firefighters-desperately-try-to-free-him/436900197?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=590bffcb04d301651f791d03&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

Topic 3 Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Scabs Groats, Locky-poo
http://www.wikihow.com/Take-Care-of-a-Cockatiel
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Birds

Topic 4 Pepe Literally Fucking Dies
http://www.cbr.com/pepe-frog-creator-kills-white-supremacist-icon/

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Bill Nye’s Ice Cream Orgy (HTM #37)

April 30, 2017

Bill Nye converts an anthropomorphic straight, vanilla ice cream cone to the gay side. A penguin, Grape-kun, gets a waifu. And a Jimmy John's employee has no reaction to a gun put to his face. All of this and more in this week's toxic, chunky, bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episode every Sunday!

Topic 1: Rechargable Chip Bags http://www.avclub.com/article/doritos-selling-chips-guardians-galaxy-2-soundtrac-254308
https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/28/we-destroyed-a-collectible-doritos-mp3-player/#/
Topic 2 Bill Nye The Leftist Cuck/Bill Nye? More like Bill Bye
http://observer.com/2017/04/why-4chan-isnt-buying-what-bill-nye-and-political-entertainers-are-selling/
Topic 3 Plenty of 2D Fish in the Sea-- Penguin Gets Waifu
http://www.dorkly.com/post/83374/twitter-is-going-nuts-for-this-penguin-who-found-himself-a-waifu
Topic 4 Can I Get A Gun With That? - Jimmy John's Employee Don't Give a Rat's Ass About A Gun Pointed At His Face
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-points-gun-head-totally-unfazed-jimmy-john-worker-article-1.3112640
Topic 5 Alan's Wizardry Update

 

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Anal Abuse ft. Live Eels (HTM #36)

April 23, 2017

Can eels fix constipation? How do bearded dragons mate? Why are these the topics we choose to discuss on Michaela's first official week on the show? Happy Trail Mix is now a 4-person effort, woohoo! New episode every Sunday, stay tuned if you hate yourself, but vaguely admire us.

Topic 1 Abusive Daddy O' Five http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/daddyofive-prank-controversy

Topic 2 Eely Effed Up http://shanghaiist.com/2017/04/20/live_eel_constipation_cure.php

Topic 3 Happy wikiHow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Mix Oats Obscur + McAnalhttp://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Hatsune-Miku http://www.wikihow.com/Breed-Bearded-Dragons
Topic 4 Alan Becomes a Wizard

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Nazi Furries and Racist Robots (HTM #35)

April 16, 2017

Are Neo-Nazis ruining the furry fandom? Are AI robots racist? The answer is yes to both. Come on and listen to this week's bag of Happy Trail Mix to disturbingly learn how and why! New episode every Sunday!

Topic 1 Punch a Furry Nazi http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/does-the-furry-community-have-a-nazi-problem-w476466

Topic 2 Racist Robot Rampage http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4410606/Robots-learning-racist-new-research-found.html

 

Topic 3 The Happy Wikihow Game ft. Your Host That Gropes Throats, Lockhrin!

Topic 4 The Living Scavenger Hunt: Shia Labeouf https://heatst.com/tech/shia-labeouf-is-in-a-cabin-in-rural-finland-and-still-getting-trolled/

http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/14/they-found-shia-again/

 

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All Things Brown (HTM #34)

April 9, 2017

Beep, beep! This week's podcast is all about Snoop Dogg making golf cool, a truck driver taking acid and proudcing drool, and Lockhrin the host being a tool. All this and more in this week's seeping, juvenile bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday! 

Topic 1 Beep beep, I'm on acid http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/police-trucker-takes-lsd-meth-non-stop-trip-from-seattle-massachusetts/L0VHe4LxV0VVqrzdXIkPBI/

Topic 2 Gangsta Golfas, B http://www.reuters.com/article/us-golf-masters-snoop-idUSKBN1792DK

Topic 3 The Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Hosts Who Row Boats, Obscur and McAnal

Topic 4 Mighty Morphin Bi-gendered Fish http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/22/7-gender-bending-animals/
Topic 5 10 Games With Better Animations Than Ass Effect: Androgyny

 

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Crystal Methodists and Anal Glands ft. McAnal (HTM#33)

March 26, 2017

Reality show contestants live in wilderness even though the show was cancelled, a minister snorts coke with male escorts, and we learn the anatomy of dog butts in this week's delicious, moist bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!

Topic 1: Cancelling your show...without telling your fabulous contestants?

http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1236255-reality-show-contestants-return-year-wilderness-find-show-off-air-7-months

Topic 2: Ninja Reveals his True Identity As a Murderous Power Ranger

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/former-power-ranger-pleads-guilty-to-killing-roommate-with-samurai-sword-w472617

Topic 3: Happy wikiHow Game with special guest, McAnus

http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-Thong-Underwear

http://www.wikihow.com/Express-a-Dog%27s-Anal-Gland

Topic 4: Nipple-Chip Minister Snorts Cokes with Strapping Young God Fearing Christians

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/church-reverend-pictured-crisps-nipples-7547510

Topic 5: Obscur Watched The Amy Schumer Leather Special

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/amy-schumer-barbie-1202015233/

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