Jake Paul Is Terrible, Weed Sells Weed, And A Wife’s Dress-Gun (HTM S02E01)

August 6, 2017

Don't you hate it when you get married, and your wife immediatley pulls a gun on you? Have you ever gotten your chronic from a man named Weed? And Jake Paul is the Vine star that is more disgusting than we ever could be. New zany episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

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Topic 1 The Newlywed Gun Game: Wife pulls out a pistol from her dress and aims at hubby
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/bride-jailed-pulling-gun-dress-firing-husband-article-1.3377557

Topic 2 Man named Weed Trafficks Weed
http://newsok.com/man-named-weed-accused-of-trafficking-weed/article/5558943

Shoutout Meddling Kids Pod
Steven and Julie
https://twitter.com/MeddlingKidsPod

Topic 3 What the Hell is a Jake Paul

Michaela & Obscur blood update

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Extra:
Robert Pattinson Won't Diddle a Dog
http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/05/robert-pattinson-masturbating-dog-joking/

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The Blood Pact and Celebrating 50 Episodes! (HTM #50)

July 30, 2017

A long-distance blood pact, bones are found in hot dogs, and Pokemon Go Fest was a disaster. How spooky! All this and more in this week's episode of Happy Trail Mix. On this show, the 4 hosts debate and use mean words towards each other as we discuss recent events and things nobody cares about! New episode every Sunday!

Topic #1 Niantic Continues to Ruin Pokemon Go
http://www.pokebeach.com/2017/07/pokemon-go-fest-a-complete-disaster

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2017/07/27/some-pokemon-go-fest-attendees-are-suing-niantic.aspx?utm_content=buffer4f2b2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Topic #2 Order Your Hot Dogs BONELESS
https://consumerist.com/2017/07/17/7-million-pounds-of-hot-dogs-recalled-because-no-one-wants-to-eat-bone-shards/

Topic #3 Obscur subjected himself to the emoji movie; how is he alive

Shout-outs
The Mr. BS Show
Nah 
Shidposting because I am gay lol

Wow It's the 50th Episode!
Also, Lockhrin was right, he first appeared on the 9th episode.

Obscur and Michaela's Update - The Blood Pact

Alan's Wizardry Update - The End?

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Hey Lockhrin, You’re A Fucking Asshole (HTM#49)

July 23, 2017

We don't do anything this week, don't listen. We get into heated debates into topics that don't matter. If you've wanted to hear people be upset over The Emoji Movie and each other's existence, this is the podcast for you. Except its not. No one deserves this. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!

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NEVADA RUNS OUT OF WEED (HTM #48)

July 16, 2017

Nevada has too much fun and runs out of recreational marijuana. We explain that we have, in fact, touched alcohol. Obscur has Asian glow and dies. Lockhrin takes a political quiz and learns more about himself than he ever wanted.
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Being 12 Years Old: A Melanin-Enriched Guide (HTM #47)

July 10, 2017

The boys successfully bring up 12year olds for an uncomfortable amount of time, and ensure that we are put on a government list. If you're 12, get ready for a wild ride. If you are any other age, you are banned from listening to this episode and most promptly leave the premises. 

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Soggy Biscuit, Icky Cookie, Toast & Frosty The Snowman (HTM #46)

July 3, 2017

Man sauce and splooshy feminine lemonade are discussed in...in...god, i gagged writing that. New episode of this disaster of a podcast every Sunday!

Thanks to Richard Penny for the music! He wrote the intro and the background music. https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

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The Are Ceilings Walls? Poll http://www.strawpoll.me/13283769

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Shadman and Smash Mouth’s Lolis and Poop ft. Rarenth (HTM #45)

June 25, 2017

Why would Smash Mouth retweet an artist known for drawing lolis and Nazi imagery? Why did we invite yet another furry onto the show? Are you surprised by our lack of viewership like I am? A delicious helping of Happy Trail Mix is delivered every Sunday! Don't miss out!

 Serious question! Are ceilings walls? Vote: http://www.strawpoll.me/13283769

Topic 1: Somebody Once Retweeted…An Anime Porn Nazi

http://gizmodo.com/smash-mouth-retweeted-an-anime-porn-nazi-1796348092/amp

Topic 2: [[she-bangs]] Us talking about us guy things ;) Like, poop, for example.

Topic 3: Alan's Wizardry Update

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The Suck & Spin (HTM #44)

June 18, 2017

This week, we discuss where fidget spinners do not go, succ, play the Happy Wikihow Game, and set ourselves up for a miserable time with Obscur's shenanigans abroad.

 

Topic 1 - Fidget Slicing

 

http://www.pressunion.org/oklahoma-man-rushed-hospital-fidget-spinner-cock-ring-gets-stuck/

 

Topic 2 - That Good Succ

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vampire-couple-sucks-blood_us_593ac899e4b0b13f2c69daf4?section=us_weird-news

 

Topic 3 - Happy WikiHow Game with your Host who Carries Totes, Alan

 

Topic 4 - Obscur is a Big Gay Weeaboo Homosexual Loser Ass Bitch

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Spicky Cuckold Memes for Hybrid Shark Teens (HTM #43)

June 16, 2017

The gang dives into the harvard meme controversy and the questionable ethics of human animal hybrids.

Topic 1: Murr, Hello World: Animal/Human Hybrid Development

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetec...

Topic 2: Spicy Expulsion Memes for Degenerate Teens

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/05/us/harv...

https://thetab.com/us/2017/06/05/harv...

Topic 3: The Cuck Among Us: Cuck, Origins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZtPh...

Topic 4: Alan Wizardry Update

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How to Ghost your Kidney Stones (HTM #42)

June 16, 2017

All alone this week, Alan and Lockrin find themselves horribly, terribly lost.

Topic 1 - Ghosting, the Real Male Privilege
 
Topic 2 - The Rolling Stones; How Roller Coasters Help Pass Kidney Stones
 
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/09/for-kidney-health-roller-coaster-therapy/501278/?utm_source=fbb
 
Topic 3 - Mark Zuckerberg hires Filipinos to Moderate Facebook
 
https://milo.yiannopoulos.net/2017/05/facebook-filipino-army/
 
Topic 4 - How anime of a time we think Obscur is having in Japan

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